Dundee Hibs in the Netherlands

[Marquess of Maida Vale]

This is so funny, and the commentary makes it even funnier...oops 5 nil now hahaha.

 

[bullen an la]

Said last week this would be like the Linfield tie.

Linfield got a better result tonight

 

[Glenn Quagmire]

There’s cricket on BBC2 and I swear the score line there is smaller than here.

 

[Seafar99]

Five

 

[thornhill bear]

This is shooty in

 

[top_cat]

There is still time!

 

[Baxter Blue]

Why do we struggle against shite like this.
You will notice Alkmaar have about 4 men in the box when they break, that's how we need to break them down.

 

[Tea Hut Loyal]

Enjoyed that!

 

[MainStandLoyal]

Goalies doing his best Barkas impression.

 

[Nizzy72]

Bloody hell! What about the co-efficient now?

Sutton, Stewart...anyone?

 

[Its-Sebo]

That might be it

 

[Govanfront]

Total humiliation

 

[Airfix]

If only AZ wore a blue top, Mulgrew and Co might have made more of an effort.

 

[Georgethegersfan]

Where's Lorraine Kelly

 

[WinkieWATP]

Michael stewart saying dundee utd have been the better team ffs

He will be getting called in for a drug test in the morning

 

[Whitburnbear]

I'm away for a Pehhhhh

 

[TimzRFudz]

‘But it’s not like they’re taking a pounding’

Stewart showing his expert punditry as usual…

 

[CaptainCourageous]

We had better not drop points to this complete and utter dross this season.

Absolutely embarrassing.

 

[dcbear]

I was vaguely wanting Dundee United to win, but this is even better.

 

[WATP1979]

Hahahah…..”UnitedInPursuit” hahaha

 

[Moz]

Well a quick goal back from Dundee United and you never know...

 

[.k.k.]

Absolutely pointless even letting these teams in Europe.

 

[Simply a Bear]

stewart talking about fine margins, he's a genuine imbecile.

It is a fine margin, between four goals and five.

 

[SSR]

All to play for !!

 

[Jelle1880]

If they forfeit the game now they can catch an earlier flight home

 

[Rob the Ranger]

This might be a well worth game to watch.

5 - 0 now.

Please get 10.

Pretty please!

 

[walt mcmurty]

United don’t have a hope in hell of making it through.

AZ will take 3 or 4 off them without reply.

Bookmark this and ridicule me if I’m incorrect.

You were only missing the words “ before half-time ” !

 

[lwl]

Yin wiz poor
Twa wiz bad
Five at hauf time is michty shite.

Awa' fir a peh and an ingyin bridie.

 

[Ferrybear73]

Lovely stuff. Roond yeez Dundee Hibs

 

[bilkobear]

I know the Germans have a fancy long word for it, but watching that third goal go in and then they panned to the furious faces of the Rangers haters in the Dundee Hibs end, I have decided to add a new English word to the lexicon.

Getitrightfuckinupyeez.

For anyone not sure, it means a smug feeling of enjoyment at another one's abject and miserable but most deserved suffering.

Shame about the coefficient but hey, ... life is often a trade-off.

 

[NUL bear]

Got it all to do second half

 

[CooperSF]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1555332661010436098

 

[Abacab]

Alkmaar fans singing “always look on the bright side of life”

 

[hammer17]

get those two tarts down the Alkmaar Red light district and they might make themselves a few quid

 

[Its-Sebo]

Michael Stewart "They were well and truly in this tie"

until they conceded 5 goals in 2 minutes

 

[Jamiegatami]

It’s like watching a game of FIFA and someone has unplugged Dundee Utds joypad!

 

[gordon_blue]

If you’re not watching - get it on as soon as you can.

Hilarious.

 

[the_baron]

That keeper should be subbed at half time and released on a free.

 

[Yer da]

Where's the Kelly picture of her with the scarf and pants?

 

[Purplestar]

I need to run out for more popcorn

 

[longtimedead]

If this was boxing, the referee would have stopped it

 

[Recoba]

They were in the tie because they lasted 20 mins before conceding.

Eff me what are these clowns talking about.

 

[Diego Maradona]

Michael stewart saying dundee utd have been the better team ffs

We’re going to get this narrative at half time. Utter nonsense.

Some on here we’re saying the same. Footballs not for everyone

 

[AlohaBear]

Gutted I'm having to go out and work now. Sky + for tomorrow!

 

[Madjid Moments]

The big yin there is thinking about going to the toilet for a glory hole and still not be shot over more than her team!

 

[Fourladshadadream]

What price was -4 goals?

What’s the odds for -10?

 

[ibrox1975]

I’ll be honest this is going better for United than I thought they’d do.

 

[VMS]

Just stuck a fiver on 9/0 at 20/1 was 80/1 @ 3/0

 

[bellasboy]

Ha ha this could be a European record

 

[Chris the Bandito]

Why did United decide playing a goalkeeper who doesn't have any arms would be good idea?