Dundee Hibs in the Netherlands

[55beatsall]

Just waffle from the commentators, stewart is so patronising.

 

[Jamiegatami]

Sounds by the way he’s crying that Michael Stewart would like to report a crime, an international war crime

 

[CooperSF]

Jimmy Ping

 

[Swinton Ger]

Celtic, Hibs, Dundee Hibernian, the shame of Scotland. All share 7-0 record pumpings in Europe.

Apart from the 7-0 connection, the most obvious connection is they are all horrible 19th Century Terrorist Bastards!

 

[CaliforniaBlue1872]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1557821701840420867

YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS!

The commitment some have to that absolutely tragic patter is glorious RE yer club/history

Funny as fck

 

[JohnD]

Won't know how United have played until I see the xG stats.

Their xWanks is 11.0

 

[Family bam]

Michael Stewart - Dundee United aren't a bad team.

 

[Glasgowisblue]

Dundee united are not a bad team ...class from gingerpubes

 

[top_cat]

On the BBC text:

"Currently the joint-worst result in Scottish European history, level with Hibs' 7-0 defeat to Malmo."

No one else...?

Pacific Quay is full of tims. Has been for years now.

 

[Kirbys House]

FFS AZ, get an 8th

 

[Shengus Malengus]

Wish I could remember the walloper's name in here who posted in the first leg match thread that he was "dreading" playing Dundee Utd

 

[NegrisLob]

Michael Stewart: 'dundee United are not a bad team'

Correct Michael, they're absolutely horsesh!t

 

[Diego Maradona]

Michael Stewart - Dundee United aren't a bad team.

A bad team would be 8-0 behind

 

[55beatsall]

This could be it. STFU.

 

[Pol1_]

Did squeaky Liam just say this could be it???

Or eight???

 

[Macdonsj]

Stewart spends 10 mins going on about mistakes costing them

Then "should they analyse it"
No

Wonder why hes not managing

 

[pelem]

Steven fletcher is absolutely brutal

Aye, remember when some planks on here wanted us to bring him in.

Whit a fuukin howler.

 

[Henry2510]

Want Utd to score so nonice fc still hold record

 

[Gordy Boy]

Tempted to phone Clyde tomorrow. Any defence of this is unreal.

 

[Simply a Bear]

Michael Stewart - Dundee United aren't a bad team.

He's right. They are not bad, they are deplorable.

 

[CooperSF]

Almost 8 ffs

 

[Georgethegersfan]

They’re going to concede a goal for every person in the Broons’ household.

We want 10...Glebe Street.

Oh no the broons were protestants I always thought

 

[LucyBlue]

At least they got some coefficient points for the first leg!

No they didn't. Doesn't count in qualifying for conference.

 

[Blue Skies At Night]

The Dutch fans singing 'you're fucking shit' in fantastic English.

Good stuff.

Their English is always fantastic. They'll always say they just speak a little then blether away with a grasp that would put most Scottish to shame.

 

[Battle Fever's On]

The commentator is desperate for DU to take his beloved ceptic's crown as worst result in Europe.

 

[Dumfriesbear]

 

[Blues and Royals]

‘ Mikey ‘ saying the game changed due to the huge amount of fortune for AZ’s second goal.

 

[WeeStephen]

A vital block there!

Aye that could turn the game on its head.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

*stolen from someone funnier than I am.

 

[Johansen]

Stupidest question of the week: Half time
AZ 5 Dundee Utd 0, Steven Thompson to John Hughes: " Is this the tie over,John". You couldn't make it up with these clowns

 

[HMS.Temple.Garden]

our fans will be expecting us to run up a similar scoreline when we play them next!

 

[Boldvale]

Stewart is doing my head in with his Ah Z patter. It's A Z ya fanny.

 

[Gordy Boy]

Aye, remember when some planks on here wanted us to bring him in.

Whit a fuukin howler.

Guy's a busted flush. But watch him against us.

 

[orjan_persson]

Michael Stewart - Dundee United aren't a bad team.

 

[Family bam]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1557828000686669824

Sevcooooo!!!:shh:

 

[mkgers]

No mention of the tims on the BBC sport live page:

75 mins

Post update​

AZ Alkmaar 7-0 Dundee Utd (agg 7-1)
Currently the joint-worst result in Scottish European history, level with Hibs' 7-0 defeat to Malmo.

 

[Airfix]

Utd fans should be made to stay in the stadium.

 

[Blues and Royals]

The commentator is desperate for DU to take his beloved ceptic's crown as worst result in Europe.

He’s never mentioned Celtic in this regard strangely enough.

 

[Jamiegatami]

That shot outside the stadium of the UTD fans leaving

Dutch TV take a bow

 

[SDF]

"United weren't bad for the first half hour"

7-0 down and he's still peddling this crap

 

[Shengus Malengus]

Hang in there Utd.

Don't want you to take celtc's 7 goal record defeat from them.



HOLD!!

 

[Adam55]

Malky Mackay will be happy. After tonight there will be fewer Arabs in Europe

 

[Henry2510]

the united away to drown there sorrows in a brothel

 

[Kaiser]

With all the goals it's taken me until now to catch up with the last page.

Fucking delightful.

 

[Mr_Miscellaneous]

Michael Stewart's brain when continually mentioning the "really good" first 10 minutes of a 7-0 defeat:

 

[Diego Maradona]

Fat massive is awake

 

[CooperSF]

Showing them leave the stadium.

Fucking priceless.

 

[gi joe]

Stewart saying they are not a bad team, where does this come from? Aside from the win at home against AZ they've drawn against newly promoted Kilmarnock and lost at home to Livingstone; not the results of a good team.

 

[ChesterBear72]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1557825015592230912

FFS! The f'kin Internet!

 

[Kirbys House]

"European football was a big attraction for McGrath moving to Dundee Utd"