Dundee Hibs in the Netherlands

[QueensferryCR3Bear]

Below Hearts Scottish football really is a joke

We see it every week. Two banks of five or a bank of seven and one of three. Timewasting from the first minute, clattering every tackle, hoofing it up the park to a big striker and an entire gameplan designed around the hope of getting a set piece around the box, penalty or corner to have a chance at scoring.

Its not football, its desperation.

 

[tazzabear]

Massive
Never was a t shirt so apt

On a night like this, is a small digression allowed for a joke?
My brother turned up at a night some years back, wearing a “Hacket” polo shirt.
I asked him if it were his wife’s.

 

[Blues and Royals]

The wee prick’s now talking about Dundee United playing in Europe next year.

 

[Mount_Bear]

I wish Michael Stewart would just die

 

[pelem]

Right up that cuuntish rebel bastard with a red hot poker.

 

[Gary]

Just seen this :shh:

 

[Number8]

Fat massive is awake

Heard last orders at the kiosks?

 

[Beer Belly Loyal]

I don't want an eighth.

Let it be that Scottish footballs worst results are shared by...

Separate entity fc
Spoonburners
Dundee Hivs

The perfect trio of bastard clubs.

 

[OohAhHuistra]

I wish Michael Stewart would just die

Is he ever gonna shut up about Tynecastle

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

I wish Michael Stewart would just die

I imagine there's only one person in the world who doesn't echo that sentiment and it isn't his Mum.

 

[John Mckillop]

Wish I could remember the walloper's name in here who posted in the first leg match thread that he was "dreading" playing Dundee Utd

Wisne me

 

[SDF]

"European football was a big attraction for McGrath moving to Dundee Utd"

Aye, it's easier to get to Parkhead on a midweek night from Dundee than it is from Wigan

 

[IanisHagiRSC]

Fell asleep during the first half Judy after AZ scored the first goal, what the %^*&

 

[55beatsall]

Liam loves talking about celtic so much and yet hates to mention that dundee are holding the record defeat with his beloved team.

 

[Carson1912]

Rid neck

 

[TQ3]

Come on AZ, give us ten so the headlines tomorrow will be;

Tennadice

More like Tennaladies!

 

[top_cat]

"United weren't bad for the first half hour"

7-0 down and he's still peddling this crap

This will be the chat on BBC Shortbread on Saturday, polishing the turd.

I shan't be listening, but I know what will be said.

 

[Blue Skies At Night]

Thank %^*& they don't deduct points for the co-efficient.

 

[Dylanbear]

Never seen that during a game, All the dejected DU rats scurrying away outside the stadium while the game is still actually on. Glorious stuff. Lol.

 

[JamboReid1874]

I don't want an eighth.

Let it be that Scottish footballs worst results are shared by...

Separate entity fc
Spoonburners
Dundee Hivs

The perfect trio of bastard clubs.

BBC text feed just said this would tie with Hibs 7-0 defeat… literally does not mention Celtics scudding by Barca.

 

[CooperSF]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1557830391112810496

 

[SBC72]

See ya.

 

[VGM]

The wee prick’s now talking about Dundee United playing in Europe next year.

They will to be fair.

I hear they let Welsh and Irish teams in the Challenge Cup.

 

[muttley]

Wee Squeaky Liam conveniently forgetting the 7- 1 hammering of the Piggery crew by PSG. As for Scottish teams in Europe, they are forced to try and play football without the usual hammer-throwing, and they fail miserably.

 

[Jamiegatami]

The unlikely story of how 'Dundee United' became an insult in Nigeria | Dundee United | The Guardian

The term ‘Dundee United’ is synonymous with idiocy in Africa’s most populous nation. How on earth did this happen?

amp.theguardian.com

 

[Georgethegersfan]

%^*& knows how they ever get points from us they are pure pish

 

[DJ Blue]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1557828000686669824

He couldn't bring happiness to his wife with a bag full of dildos

 

[Paparay]

Is that skweeky voiced commentator not going to tell us who held the worst goals record in Europe !

 

[Simply a Bear]

What is sad about this, is that no one in Scottish football will change their attitude and tactics. Nothing will change. The thuggery will be allowed to continue.

 

[Blues and Royals]

I’m glad those two pricks are there to witness this.

 

[Pliskers]

BBC text feed just said this would tie with Hibs 7-0 defeat… literally does not mention Celtics scudding by Barca.

Just about to post the same. Journalistic standards my arse.

 

[1BrianLaudrup]

Dundee United living up to their Nigerian stereotype

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/football/2021/mar/11/the-unlikely-story-of-how-dundee-united-became-an-insult-in-nigeria

 

[Carson1912]

Can u imagine the headlines if we got beat 7-0 it would be cracked badges headlines etc this is the team that finished 5th (yes fith) in he league I honestly think a team from Andorra would have kept the score down .oh and %^*& liam mcloed the wee bender

 

[Southsideblueblood]

See ya.

Dutch tv is brutal and I love it.

 

[Kirbys House]

FFS -7 not meant to be

 

[Glasgowisblue]

Dundee united are gone just about these commentator's are hilarious

 

[ElBufalo72]

This is delicious.

 

[Swinton Ger]

Nearly 8 off the post

 

[orjan_persson]

 

[MightyGersLand!]

No they didn't. Doesn't count in qualifying for conference.

I always thought it did, if you went out pre-group. . .

our fans will be expecting us to run up a similar scoreline when we play them next!

Watch the keeper who threw in 2 tonight and tried to gift them 3 more, play like 3 men.

 

[Sir Know it All]

Just think.

If it wasn’t for how good Rangers have been in Europe the last few years we wouldn’t have got this!!

 

[Fourladshadadream]

Lorraine Kelly.

She will be loving this.

 

[Wee Wullies bunion.]

*stolen from someone funnier than I am.

Don't worry about borrowing, I have stolen most of Chic Murray's patter but this is great. It's now on my facebook etc pages. after last week I have a lot of revenge to take.

 

[Dr. Strangelove]

I’m glad those two pricks are there to witness this.

I'd rather it was two massive Dundee United fans instead of a Celtic fan and a Celtic fan who won't admit he's a Celtic fan.

 

[Kirkhillbear]

Fucking absolute embarrassment

 

[Batigol]

The reality is that if Hearts finish third again this season (which they'd be favourites to) then there's a real chance they open up a big financial gap to the rest of the league. Scottish teams don't have it in them to qualify

 

[Sensible Head]

but Ranjurs died..

 

[BluebellGirl]

Not in my top 3 of clubs I really don’t like, but absolutely embarrassing.

 

[Pollokbear]

You could hear McLeod willing on Alkmaar to score an 8th so his mob wouldn’t be joint worst pumped Scottish team in Europe. Pathetic.

 

[55degreesnorth]

This is chicken soup for the soul if you're a bluenose. Rangers best Dortmund 4-2 away from home in the westfallen stadion. Dundee Arabs are 5-0 down at half time to a mid table Dutch team. Levels.