Darren Mackie (ex-sheep): what a total weirdo

[Blue Lew]

Has he had some sort of breakdown? His twitter feed suggests so. He’s constantly posting porn with the odd pic of his son to break it up . He seems to be permanently drinking/eating, he looks about 10 stone heavier and 20 years older than he should be.
He also bizarrely poses nude- thankfully his modesty is covered. Of course there’s lots of the “H” word in there too.
Does anyone from up there know this throbber? The guy is not right

 

[ssblue]

Why you on his twitter?

 

[Rangersnumberfour]

What's his twitter address? I just searched him and couldn't find him

 

[M@x]

What's his twitter address? I just searched him and couldn't find him

You want to see him in the buff?

 

[Garribaldy]

Why you on his twitter?

He's looking at the nudie pics

 

[Oduwa]

He needs a quiet night in with a good book.

 

[E10H]

Anything about £2,000 blackmailing attempts?

@Shengus Malengus , this could be the bastard.

 

[jdm1873]

Has he had some sort of breakdown? His twitter feed suggests so. He’s constantly posting porn with the odd pic of his son to break it up . He seems to be permanently drinking/eating, he looks about 10 stone heavier and 20 years older than he should be.
He also bizarrely poses nude- thankfully his modesty is covered. Of course there’s lots of the “H” word in there too.
Does anyone from up there know this throbber? The guy is not right

Are you sure it's his official account and not a parody account as he bizarrely has a few

 

[Semper_Paratus]

You sure its the right one? Had a quick look but couldn't see anything that looked like an official one

 

[Batigol]

This was the clown who when asked to name his favourite book, he said Lord of the Rings...the only problem was he then said in the next breath that he hadn't ever read it, but quite liked the films. don't think he was ever playing with a full deck tbh

 

[TN8]

What's his Twitter handle? Couldn't find him.

 

[dynamo_rosco]

A link would be helpful

 

[Hank]

Why you on his twitter?

Looking for pics of his dog.

 

[IrvineLoyal]

Was this the kunt who was a hero for dolly for getting to 50 goals after about 5 seasons

 

[Donnybear]

Shengus is probably on the buses as we speak,making all kind of comments in his mind about his passengers.

 

[Semper_Paratus]

Was this the kunt who was a hero for dolly for getting to 50 goals after about 5 seasons

His goalscoring record is mighty impressive for a guy leading the line

1998–2012 Aberdeen 312 (58)

saying that I seem to remember him scoring a few winners against the unwashed

 

[dynamo_rosco]

Is he the one that signed for an American team and like 5 of their fans turned up at the airport to welcome him?

 

[thechosenone]

Is he the one that signed for an American team and like 5 of their fans turned up at the airport to welcome him?

The very same

 

[RaoulDuke11]

In fairness, he seems a decent sort:

 

[Oduwa]

In fairness, he seems a decent sort:

One of my favourite jokes of all time.

 

[Shotas_Dance_Teacher]

Is he the one that signed for an American team and like 5 of their fans turned up at the airport to welcome him?

Now THAT was hilarious!!

 

[InverkeithingLoyal]

Any excuse to post this

 

[Blueranger45]

 

[dynamo_rosco]

beat me to it

 

[Juanito2]

It's just a random mad aberdeen fan called darren mackie not the actual darren mackie. no wonder he looks fat and aged 10 years

https://twitter.com/dpke1983/status/1017871503008960518 here's the loony here. u can see the porno pics the OP is talking about across his media

 

[Dado's Bandage]

It’s not him ffs! None of the accounts are his. People can have the same name and there are also strange people who put out parody accounts. Knew him very well and just a normal decent lad, certainly not the type to post such drivel online. Darren was a pretty quiet guy outwith folk he knew well, I imagine he avoids social media completely.

 

[GR_7_Bear]

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Oh sweet baby Jesus.

 

[dynamo_rosco]

To be fair I wouldn’t have any social media if that airport video of me was in circulation.

 

[Blue Lew]

It’s not him ffs! None of the accounts are his. People can have the same name and there are also strange people who put out parody accounts. Knew him very well and just a normal decent lad, certainly not the type to post such drivel online. Darren was a pretty quiet guy outwith folk he knew well, I imagine he avoids social media completely.

So who is the guy in the pics on that account @dpke1983 ? Is it a lookalike? Lgenuine question btw

As for those asking why I was on his twitter feed: A guy I follow, follows some Aberdeen fan and they had retweeted it. That’s how Twitter works kids.

 

[The banter years]

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It's funny but at least they went.

 

[MrRipley]

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One of the great Youtube clips. He probably still shudders at the memory of it.
Just having a look at one of the matches didn't realise that Davie Robertson was manager when Mackie went there.

 

[Empire]

So who is the guy in the pics on that account @dpke1983 ? Is it a lookalike? Lgenuine question btw

As for those asking why I was on his twitter feed: A guy I follow, follows some Aberdeen fan and they had retweeted it. That’s how Twitter works kids.

If you think that’s ex sheep shagger Darren Mackie, I should really do us all a favour and ban you now.

 

[Morelos20]

So basically you’ve just been looking at another guys baws for nout.

I think you should ask for a ban

 

[Blue Lew]

If you think that’s ex sheep shagger Darren Mackie, I should really do us all a favour and ban you now.

Er please don’t but feel free to bin this thread

 

[Chester Perry]

So basically you’ve just been looking at another guys baws for nout.

I think you should ask for a ban

Far to funny

 

[KopGer]

Er please don’t but feel free to bin this thread

 

[KGR98]

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At least it's a nice way to welcome a new player instead of slaughtering him before he's kicked a ball

 

[SC81]

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Thanks for enriching my life with that little gem. That is comedy gold

 

[Dado's Bandage]

So who is the guy in the pics on that account @dpke1983 ? Is it a lookalike? Lgenuine question btw

As for those asking why I was on his twitter feed: A guy I follow, follows some Aberdeen fan and they had retweeted it. That’s how Twitter works kids.

Do you happen to be David Blunkett?

 

[AnglianBear]

He's obviously got a login to FF because his profile has suddenly gone private

 

[WATP]

 

[EH47]

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FFS, I just cringed to death,...

 

[The Predator]

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One of the best videos I've seen on here in a long time