Dundee United players must live within 25 miles of Tannadice

[top_cat]

Hope they go down to division one next year

(Dancing Zebra gif)

 

[_WATP_]

Dundee should take over Dundee United and just have one team in Dundee rather than two cr&p ones.

 

[nemessis]

For the corporate functions the fish suppers will be cauld if they live any further away.

 

[Jacrispy]

In reality it’s just a ploy to save a few quid on the bus fare to keep the lights on an extra couple of weeks.

DOWN DOWN! DUNDEE UNITEDS STAYING DOWN DOWN!!

 

[Tavenar]

Could live in St Andrews no bother, although I doubt Dundee United wages would get you a decent gaff.

please no. it;s murder to drive through it as is... avoiding the american golfers or the chinese tourists taking photographs of seagulls with their big fancy camera outsite the cathedral

 

[murakami]

Is residing in Dundee not against the Geneva Convention?

 

[The Spaniard]

What good could come out of that?

 

[Wilkinsvolley]

Just what I was thinking.
It's a hole of a place, with any character the city centre once had having been ripped out and replaced with a concrete wasteland, inhabited with aimlessly-wandering, braindead, yes-voting apes.

There’s desperate Dan too.

 

[Wilkinsvolley]

I think they’ve set 25 because it allows methil.

 

[_WATP_]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-41761399

Dundee has been ranked alongside Shanghai, Madagascar and the Faroe Islands as one of 10 "hot destinations" by The Wall Street Journal.

 

[Blues and Royals]

They’re aiming to be Brechin City’s rivals.

 

[No T in Mikhailichenko]

Maybe if you could offer players the carrot of premier league football it could maybe work. Not if your an absolute basket case of a club with an uncertain future.

Hopefully the next step for them is going part-time and never returning to darken our doors again.

HORRIBLE KUNTS..

Would love to stuff them one more time before they go.

 

[Southsideblueblood]

I’d be doing a felix baumgarten and live in outer atmospher rather than that shit hole. Also the commute is only 9 minutes straight down.

 

[DougieJones]

Things are getting desperate, Dan. I’ll get my coat......

 

[Craigie]

My mate's lad (18) - from Stirling - has a full time contract at DUFC but he stays locally in a house subsidised by the club - a wee b&b.

There is an ex Celtc player who still stays in Dunipace, as far as I'm aware, with them as well.

 

[Barclay the Bear]

Hopefully we are never in that dump again

 

[cw3038]

The suffering of Dundee Utd and their fans pleases me immensely.

None more deserving.

 

[punk]

Maybe they've got plans to win the Champions League, and want to create their own wee myth

Yeah if only they all lived in the same house like what celtic did, surely they would win the big un

 

[ibrox1975]

Jim McLean had this policy when they won the league in 1983
I wouldn’t knock it as a policy

 

[Ticketybloo]

Quicker they go bust the better

Can't wait for that glorious day to come. Feckin hate them Bastards.

 

[BrownBrogues]

Just make it a Tesco and be done with it.

 

[eyalluvitt]

Paul McGowan lives within spitting distance of Dens Park apparently.

 

[Buffalo]

Soundbites.

Wanting the fans to look the other way

 

[jimbear]

Good news. One of my pals is trying to sell a flat about quarter of a mile away from Tannadice.

 

[Walter2]

“Tannadump “speaks for itself!

 

[Roadrunner]

Jim McLean had this policy when they won the league in 1983
I wouldn’t knock it as a policy

I should imagine 90% of players at every club were within 25 miles of their team 35 years ago.

 

[Crocodile Dundee]

I love how people who's probably only experience of visiting Dundee is visiting the 2 grounds when playing Dundee and United. There are many many worse places to be living than Dundee at present, a city on the up and not listed in the lonely planets 10 most desirable destinations for nothing. Still hope the dabs get liquidated though!