Michael Stewart's Analysis of Scott Brown kicking Hamilton Player in the face

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IslingtonRFC

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Michael performs legal interpretation acrobatics and states that as "violent conduct means aggressive contact with arm or hand (or words to that effect)" by the letter of the law, the compliance officer isn't a partisan coward who turned a blind eye to what everyone else who watched the incident saw, the compliance officer was indeed correct.

Ergo, Michael Stewart arrives at the conclusion that so long as you are only using your boot (or presumably leg/knee) then you can never be charged with violent conduct.

Therefore, according to Michael, a player could run up and round house kick another player to the head, causing serious injury and even death, and be immune from any charges of violent conduct.

Well done Michael, you can expect a long and prosperous career as a Scottish football pundit, and that's not sarcasm.
 
How he is a pundit is beyond belief as he talks nonsense most of the time.

But I suppose he will cheap so hence one reason.
 
We need to realise that Scott Brown could bring a knife on the pitch, slash an opponent and STILL not be cited by the authorities.

Virtually every week he gets off with stuff that would see any other player booked/sent off and he does it safe in the knowledge that he can pretty much do what he likes.

That Red against Ross County being rescinded was proof he's untouchable.
 
IslingtonRFC said:
Michael performs legal interpretation acrobatics and states that as "violent conduct means aggressive contact with arm or hand (or words to that effect)" by the letter of the law, the compliance officer isn't a partisan coward who turned a blind eye to what everyone else who watched the incident saw, the compliance officer was indeed correct.

Ergo, Michael Stewart arrives at the conclusion that so long as you are only using your boot (or presumably leg/knee) then you can never be charged with violent conduct.

Therefore, according to Michael, a player could run up and round house kick another player to the head, causing serious injury and even death, and be immune from any charges of violent conduct.

Well done Michael, you can expect a long and prosperous career as a Scottish football pundit, and that's not sarcasm.
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In that case Morelos won't be brought before the compliance officer and Shagger will have his 2 game ban removed for his fresh air kick all those years ago.
 
How some get this gig is beyond me,there are probably better anylitical pundits on FF than that Fuckin pie.
 
You have to feel sorry for Michael Stewart.
He's a poor mans Chris Sutton. A poor mans bankrupt.

I mean, f.ucking imagine that.
 
Michael Stewart should take note off the saying. it is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
 
AnglianBear said:
In that case Morelos won't be brought before the compliance officer and Shagger will have his 2 game ban removed for his fresh air kick all those years ago.
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They were desperately trying to get Morelos done last night despite it being absolutely nothing that you don't see every week. Pathetic.
 
Lowesy1 said:
They were desperately trying to get Morelos done last night despite it being absolutely nothing that you don't see every week. Pathetic.
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Let's not be daft mate if that was Griffiths kicking out we'd be going mad.
We're owed one due to Invincible Brown though so as long as someone has a word in Alfies' ear hopefully it can be put to bed.
 
The idiot said in his newspaper column last week that he genuinely thought Celtic would beat PSG !
 
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