Yaya Toure - £1 a week

[Neil]

Agent has confirmed he’d play for a top 6 EPL team for £1 a week.

Surely we could tempt him north on a weekly wage within our budget. Potential Europa League and some silverware?

 

[Virgil Hilts]

There was a caveat re bonuses

 

[Teddyjohn]

....and an enormous signing on fee.

 

[derBovril]

I might be missing something. Why is he not getting thousands?

 

[Rooster]

Illegal paying below minimum wage... the guy is a rocket of the highest order

 

[themightyi]

Fuck that, the guy is an absolute thundercunt.

 

[Muzza]

Was a superb player in his day but he's on planet Yaya. Play for a pound, aye right..

 

[ChiefWahoo]

Then he'd claim he was only being paid £1 a week because he's a black man from Africa.

Man City should make the offer just for the LOLZ!

 

[Boldvale]

Would be a good signing as long as we remember to sing happy birthday to him and get him a cake.

 

[Crazy Horse]

Don't think Dundee Utd could afford that wage, but Hearts might ...

 

[stoob]

Await his brother tempting him to Celtic....

 

[Torque_87]

The guy is a prick and more trouble than he's worth.

 

[Barclay the Bear]

He would want lots of birthday cake as well

 

[Thommo2006]

What made him world class was his strength and power and speed getting round the park. His legs have gone

 

[AyrBear]

He will play for £1 a week with a £75k appearance fee, £25k a goal and £20k an assist probably.

 

[Jacrispy]

A big lazy bastard heading into the last couple of years of his career. Yeah that’s what we need!

 

[SnakePlissken]

Offer him £1.50 a week..see if we can turn his head

 

[Gallant_Few]

£1 a week basic with a £100k win bonus

 

[CoopersLeftPaw]

Great player but a cock that likes to draw attention to himself.

 

[JeffreySpaulding]

He would have no problem getting a decent team if him and his agent weren't complete bellends.

 

[charlie_snowball]

Just make sure a birthday cake is in the contract too...

 

[mayfairblue]

Await his brother tempting him to Celtic....

I think that is a possibility.

 

[Travis Bickle]

Fuck that, the guy is an absolute thundercunt.

Brilliant

 

[Diego Maradona]

Gerrard might not like Africans either.

 

[Donsky]

£1 per week, plus the tens of millions he would want as a signing on bonus.

 

[Barryhopez]

Agent has confirmed he’d play for a top 6 EPL team for £1 a week.

Surely we could tempt him north on a weekly wage within our budget. Potential Europa League and some silverware?

Good call, OP. Big man would love it up here and on our next euro adventure.

 

[looplou]

I wouldn't take him for free.
He has a major attitude problem, the last thing a new manager would need in the dressing room was a big mouth causing problems with the new and young players. There should only be one boss.

And he might not like yumyums from Greggs.

 

[GeeGee]

£1 a week my arse.

Cheap paper talk. I’m sure anyone putting a £1 a week contract in front of his agents would get a predictable response.

 

[No T in Mikhailichenko]

Agent has confirmed he’d play for a top 6 EPL team for £1 a week.

Surely we could tempt him north on a weekly wage within our budget. Potential Europa League and some silverware?

But But we’ll pay you £2.

 

[Grimsdale]

Given the recent comments attributed to him....I'd tell him to go and feck himsell.