House of Fraser Glasgow Xmas Lights Switch On

[Teddyjohn]

Rumour has it that Scotland's very own bid target during the summer (Kieran Tierney) for bids of around £30m from Juventus et al will be switching on the lights for HoF next Thursday. His sister is the 'Events Manager' in the Glasgow store.

So, HoF pulls another disastrous stunt out of the bag by getting the new Paul McStay (who can forget him in tears throwing his hooped top into the Jungle thinking it was his last game for the Scum only to discover that no-one wanted him!) to do something for zilch thus alienating a large chunk of potential customers but I suppose it won't cost them anything all the same....

 

[gorbalsbear]

Am I the only person who has no clue what the OP is on about, I take it someone who Juventus were interested in is turning the Xmas lights on but I've no idea who the next Paul Mccstay is.

Can you not just say the name of the player?

 

[Rangers_2001]

I’ve no idea who you are talking about.

 

[SuperGers07]

I believe he is talking about the glaiket looking Kieran Tierney?

The wee windae licking tadger

 

[Blue Tack]

Your thread title reads like : Mike Ashley is switching the HoF xmas lights on .

 

[RutherglenGer72]

Am I the only person who has no clue what the OP is on about, I take it someone who Juventus were interested in is turning the Xmas lights on but I've no idea who the next Paul Mccstay is.

Can you not just say the name of the player?

Thought it was just me

 

[Teddyjohn]

Am I the only person who has no clue what the OP is on about, I take it someone who Juventus were interested in is turning the Xmas lights on but I've no idea who the next Paul Mccstay is.

Can you not just say the name of the player?

You must have been sleeping.

 

[DTM1872]

Tierney????

 

[Teddyjohn]

Tierney????

Apparently...

 

[SuperGers07]

Logic says if this is happening, then its a player from each club helping do it.

Maybe they asked but for obvious reasons we said no.

 

[Teddyjohn]

Logic says if this is happening, then its a player from each club helping do it.

Maybe they asked but for obvious reasons we said no.

They didn't ask...

 

[Tom1974]

Do you think be gives a fek that it's Tierney & it might alienate a group of possible shoppers he has already alienated.

 

[songsofglory]

Hopefully someone Doyle's up the wiring.

 

[SuperGers07]

They didn't ask...

%^*& them then.

 

[SuperGers07]

p.s his sister's a whore.

 

[Superrangers]

Hopefully someone Doyle's up the wiring.

Fat Mike will no doubt send us the bill.

 

[Talktalk]

Hope he Wears his Sunday best Wellies as electrical things as it can be a dangerous thing to play with.

 

[Superrangers]

p.s his sister's a whore.

So the event will have a happy ending?

 

[SuperGers07]

So the event will have a happy ending?

all depends if that sort of things your bag

 

[TN8]

They actually have a ceremony for switching on those lights at HoF? There's a house in my street with more lights than that ffs.

 

[Ali Baba]

More shite in HoF.Welcome to it.Sad for the people working in it but fu*k giving that fat ride a penny.

 

[ParagonofVirtue]

So Mick gets Frasers and for the first Xmas lights turn on since he took over, it’s a Celtic player asked to do it in a divided city?

Why is this not a surprise. Or coincidence for anyone keeping count.

 

[Kirbys House]

I didn't know this was a thing. People actually go to HoF to watch them switch on their Xmas lights?

 

[orjan_persson]

The OP makes perfect sense to me.

Overrated plook magnet switches on the lonsdale lights at a once great Glasgow retail institution and by extension alienates the side of Glasgow who don't think that providing sanctuary and succour to creeps, weirdos and perverts is acceptable behaviour.

 

[coplandrearl36]

Hope they don’t get him mixed up wae the wee guy who sits outside most days, need to be fingerprints, facial recognition will be no use. (They all look the same)

 

[coplandrearl36]

So Mick gets Frasers and for the first Xmas lights turn on since he took over, it’s a Celtic player asked to do it in a divided city?

Why is this not a surprise. Or coincidence for anyone keeping count.

Know your customer base.

 

[rossgers]

Marketing suicide. Tierney will attract a new wave of scum shoplifters to HoF.

 

[minder]

Tierney
Lonsdale jumpers
Dunlop suitcases

It's fair to say House of Fraser is declining at an alarming pace

 

[Stez64]

Too cryptic mate...

Better just sticking to real names

 

[Arminius]

I didn't know this was a thing. People actually go to HoF to watch them switch on their Xmas lights?

Bizarre.

I wonder if the attendant throng all go .... "Oooooooooooooo" "Ahhhhhhhhhhh" when the lights come on

 

[Grant Patrick]

Let's hope it rains and I hope there's a power cut

 

[Kirbys House]

Bizarre.

I wonder if the attendant throng all go .... "Oooooooooooooo" "Ahhhhhhhhhhh" when the lights come on

All 27 of them...before they dash down to the Nando's at St Enoch Square.

 

[Dom]

Rangers fans wont be shopping there anyway with Fat Mike as the beneficiary, so I can't see how having a scum player turn the lights on will do any more damage.

 

[Pennine Walk]

Like it or lump it Glasgow is a divided city. Never heard of such a one sided public stunt.
House of Fraser was an iconic shop at one time. I look forward to hearing of its future closure and i hope someone hits the wee republican bassa with an egg.

 

[ibroxbound]

They actually have a ceremony for switching on those lights at HoF? There's a house in my street with more lights than that ffs.

That house will be the local cannabis farm mate.

 

[BrownBrogues]

On another note, there is a sign up in the window of the old Maplin at St Enoch's from Elite stating a Rangers Store will be opening, details to apply for jobs with a close date of the 23rd of November so full expect it to open early December.

 

[gorbalsbear]

You must have been sleeping.

Going by the replys I'm not the only one his who's been sleeping then, when was Tierney said to be the next paul mcstay?

It would have made more sense just to say Tierney is turning on the lights.

 

[ibroxbound]

Going by the replys I'm not the only one his who's been sleeping then, when was Tierney said to be the next paul mcstay?

It would have made more sense just to say Tierney is turning on the lights.

The comparison being made is the rediculous statement of clubs interested in Tierney and McStay.

 

[Caldow1872]

Too much time on your hands if this annoys you

 

[Disco Deejay]

Maybe it's a reciprocal agreement.

Did Ashley switch on the Disco Lights at Torbett Towers?

 

[dcbear]

I'm assuming they're going after the shoplifting demographic.

 

[YorkshireBlue]

How do I go about giving a fùck about this?

Struggling to find a way to be honest.

 

[The Goal Machine]

Are the Green Brigade singing Carols ?

 

[Wugs]

Hopefully someone Doyle's up the wiring.

 

[Kinbo]

Marketing suicide. Tierney will attract a new wave of scum shoplifters to HoF.

Marketing genius, keeps the angry bears away from disrupting the “ceremony”

 

[Cauldwell]

Does mike know.

 

[Davie b]

Are the Green Brigade singing Carols ?

Away in a ranger

 

[Virgil Hilts]

Maybe it's a reciprocal agreement.

Did Ashley switch on the Disco Lights at Torbett Towers?

He's their landlord now.

Wonder if he'll start charging them the market rate

 

[looplou]

Bizarre.

I wonder if the attendant throng all go .... "Oooooooooooooo" "Ahhhhhhhhhhh" when the lights come on

No that's his sister.

 

[Hank]

The OP makes perfect sense to me.

Overrated plook magnet switches on the lonsdale lights at a once great Glasgow retail institution and by extension alienates the side of Glasgow who don't think that providing sanctuary and succour to creeps, weirdos and perverts is acceptable behaviour.

Forrest will be flashing in the window.