Anyone Scored more Long Bangers then the Gaffer?

[cooperman]

Since there's no real footy on this weekend, and to get myself in the mood for for the new Gerrard film.I saw this on youtube

Now Lampard may have scored more, but he's more of just a box to box midfilder and Scholes also scored some crackers but his main strength is dictating the pace and flow of a match and both were great great players.

But can anyone think of a player who has scored as many long bangers as the gaffer? I mean the power, pace, technique and accuracy and above all the consistency of his shooting is unreal

 

[First Touch In Europe]

Long Bangers?!

 

[robandmundt]

Here we go, fasten yer seatbelts - the new 'half charger' is in town

 

[Souness86]

Juninho Pernambucano

 

[The Spaniard]

Albertz

 

[cooperman]

Long Bangers?!

Aye a term commonly used to describe goals scored from shots at distance,

 

[Prestwick Bear]

Here we go, fasten yer seatbelts - the new 'half charger' is in town

Shlong bangers!

 

[First Touch In Europe]

Aye a term commonly used to describe goals scored from shots at distance,

Is it %^*&.

 

[Michael Mols]

Big full chargers

 

[cooperman]

Juninho Pernambucano

forgot about him he was great at Lyon, most his goals were freekicks outside the box from what I remember

 

[Thommo2006]

I'll maintain his goal against West ham in the fa cup final is one of the best you will ever see. The technique to execute that half volley on the bounce in the last minute from that distance is something to behold.

 

[Disco Deejay]

Der Hammer hit der bangers.

 

[MunroLoyal]

Aye a term commonly used to describe goals scored from shots at distance,

Really? I'm not down with the youth of today.. long bangers

 

[Truffle Shuffle]

Long bangers, bent talk.

 

[cooperman]

Is it %^*&.

Really? I'm not down with the youth of today.. long bangers

er it's not a new term

 

[Oduwa]

Sinisa Mihailovic

 

[UlsterScotGer]

Rodgers has scored a few

 

[First Touch In Europe]

er it's not a new term

Depends how long you've been saying it.

 

[Ubik]

er it's not a new term

in my 41 years ive never heard anyone say ' he scored a long banger today'

 

[Crown_Defender]

Aye a term commonly used to describe goals scored from shots at distance,

I can honestly say that in 32 years going to football I’ve never heard this term

Anyway to answer your question there won’t be many that can compete with him, particularly because of the stage he did it on.

 

[mandingo]

Lampard

 

[DJ Blue]

I wouldn't call his wife a banger

 

[SDF]

Some of those goals border on the ridiculous

 

[Souness86]

forgot about him he was great at Lyon, most his goals were freekicks outside the box from what I remember

Aye you dont generally see free kicks hit from inside the box

 

[Michael Mols]

Alan Shearer scored a fair few belters from long range.

 

[Hurleyreyes]

Aye a term commonly used to describe goals scored from shots at distance,

I always thought long bangers was the term for when big tits go saggy?

You live and learn.

 

[Michael Mols]

I wouldn't call his wife a banger

I’d bang’er

 

[cooperman]

Long bangers, bent talk.

How? just because you've never heard of it

Is it %^*&.

Albertz

I don't think The hammer did it as often as the gaffer though, plus most of Albertz's were low in the right coner, thr gaffer had a better range of shots

 

[cooperman]

Aye you dont generally see free kicks hit from inside the box

aye you do but those are called penalties

 

[The Spaniard]

How? just because you've never heard of it


I don't think The hammer did it as often as the gaffer though, plus most of Albertz's were low in the right coner, thr gaffer had a better range of shots

There's ten goals between them in total so it can't be far off.

Does the bottom corner not count?

 

[cooperman]

Is it %^*&.

it %^*&.ing is

 

[Prestwick Bear]

I’d bang’er

Never ever step on the Gaffers grass.

 

[Kirbys House]

Just when the 'half charger' patter was getting old, match threads will now be full of 'long banger' chat

 

[Dylanbear]

I wouldn't call his wife a banger

got a long hard banger looking at this

 

[weebaggy]

Sir Bobby Charlton

 

[cooperman]

There's ten goals between them in total so it can't be far off.

Does the bottom corner not count?

of course it does I'm just saying Gerrard had a better variety and there's more than 10 goals between Gerrard and Albertz

 

[cooperman]

Lampard

Lampards scored more but most of his were inside the box

 

[Johnarsu]

Sir Bobby Charlton

This without a doubt. King of the long range strike. Doubt you will ever see anyone better at it.

 

[CaptainCourageous]

Some of those goals border on the ridiculous

He was a ridiculously good player. I grew up despising Liverpool but always liked Gerrard - world class player, captain, leader and inspiration.

He could hit a ball, especially his half volley 50 yard passes that's always landed on a teammates boot.

 

[Dio]

I wouldn't call his wife a banger
%^*&! She's a doll.

 

[cooperman]

Sir Bobby Charlton

Oh yeah that's a really good shout but can you think of a more recent one?

 

[chilebear]

Aye a term commonly used to describe goals scored from shots at distance,

Whit? Never heard that,ever.
Long bangers are link sausages.

 

[Truffle Shuffle]

Just when the 'half charger' patter was getting old, match threads will now be full of 'long banger' chat

God I hope not

 

[Boab4]

THAN the gaffer you mean...

 

[cooperman]

I'll maintain his goal against West ham in the fa cup final is one of the best you will ever see. The technique to execute that half volley on the bounce in the last minute from that distance is something to behold.

I'll maintain his goal against West ham in the fa cup final is one of the best you will ever see. The technique to execute that half volley on the bounce in the last minute from that distance is something to behold.

I thought the 1 against Man u where he just curled itwas a bit tasty

 

[TimzRFudz]

Great goals.

Offset by the tragic patter from the OP.

"Long Bangers"

 

[Moxy1690]

You realise you answered your own question ?

 

[GR6Ger]

Right, when did the term long bangers start getting used and what banger came up with it?

Sounds like something that moron Paul Merson would say.

 

[Scottland]

Scored all sorts against Everton.

 

[joefraser]

Probably age dimming the memory, but I seem to remember most of Le Tissiers ( that weren't penalties where he got 47 from 48 attempts ) were crackers.