This is an absolute, complete and utter, scandal. I cannot believe that the gentleman was arrested and charged for this, let alone convicted.
As a climate crisis mental, I separate and recycle everything from my vegan soy bake leftovers to my dangleberries, placing the items into so many wheelie bins that I need a paint shop brochure to identify the colours. And I've complained to the UN that the bins are made of plastic.
For years I have been complaining about the lack of can and bottle recycling facilities in Celtic sections of football grounds.
Obviously these must be located within the area where the opposing fans are seated, so what else could this climate-conscious upstanding citizen do?
It's time that the clubs were held to task for this, and also forced to play midweek games at lunchtime to end floodlight climate criminality.
As the MSP for somewhere else, I shall be taking up this gentleman's case at Holyrood, once my private jet touches down and I'm back from the Global Catastrophe Festival in Antarctica.
I have also passed his details on to one of Tony Blair's Human Rights Lawyer chums, who will be lodging an appeal at a court in Brussels that the Tories could've withdrawn us from ages ago, but didn't.
He says he'll get to work, as soon as he's finished counting the money he got for stopping the deportation of a dozen Bongoleze war criminals who committed genocide in a civil war there. And another genocide in Wales.
PAT CAMP MSP
KING OF THE PIXIES
GREEN, WHITE & GOLD PARTY