Cheeseburger at Hartlepool

[mdingwall]

Probably need another bun to cover the meat.

 

[Bluenose1979]

Probably need another bun to cover the meat.

 

[Alfie shhh!]

My old gran used to buy a big box of they massive burgers frozen from the butcher that we'd eat all week.

Really tasty but probably why I developed Ulcerative Colitis years later. I regret nothing though

 

[55degreesnorth]

My old gran used to buy a big box of they massive burgers frozen that we'd eat all week.

Really tasty but probably why I developed Ulcerative Colitis years later. I regret nothing though

Aye they taste unreal, probably about 10%beef and 80% recycled air max. Still, could go one now.

 

[Class of 72]

Deliciously revolting

 

[WATP1979]

There’s little, or no, actual meat in the brown thing

 

[Blue bells are blue1872]

They haven't really thought that one through have they.
It must be some mess once you stick the condiments on.

 

[Simply a Bear]

You would never eat another burger again after that...you would be dead.

 

[mdingwall]

There’s little, or no, actual meat in the brown thing

Who are you? The Galloping Gourmet?

 

[Reynold]

Probably need another bun to cover the meat.

'We're gonna need a bigger roll'

 

[Bristol_bnose3]

Well, at least we now know what happens to all the monkeys they hang.

 

[WATP1979]

Who are you? The Galloping Gourmet?

Tbf, there’s a strong possibility that large brown pancake has galloped prior to its final resting place in that wee roll Mark

 

[pablo94]

A Warburtons pre-cut bun and a burger from bookers with little or no protein in it. Nae onions or red sauce either.

 

[marvsbeliever]

Looks like one of those catering burgers from a tin. They have a distinctive taste. I could go that right now

 

[Noddy]

Looks like one of those catering burgers from a tin. They have a distinctive taste. I could go that right now

Aye, revolting.

 

[Baloo72]

Probably need another bun to cover the meat.

Thats not meat

 

[Nakedbear]

Thats not meat

Mystery meat!

 

[jf1960]

Probably need another bun to cover the meat.

Maybe it's just on a wee roll?

 

[gsobers96]

Thats a burger for this man

 

[mdingwall]

Maybe it's just on a wee roll?

Or it's far away.

 

[Coopers left foot.]

Fake cheese to go with the fake meat.

 

[Shengus Malengus]

That thing was never part of the animal kingdom at any point of its existence.

Like the shite my wife used to force feed me from a freezer food store.

Pity too. My favourite English team.

 

[Professor Yaffle]

Think I'll pass on this one!

 

[sh3lldon]

give me a raw hotdog over that anyday..

 

[WinkieWATP]

Just looks like your standard catering van burger.

 

[Big Hepy]

Thats not meat

 

[The Hooded Claw]

The roll looks ok

 

[CLMGC]

Is that play doh?

 

[Pitsea Bear]

At last something to keep Jeff Stelling quiet.

 

[DBallZ]

Got the skitters just looking at that.

 

[adidasler]

Better than the other way round I guess.

 

[WinkieWATP]

Better than the other way round I guess.

WTF is that?

Surely that hasn’t been served to someone in a restaurant?

 

[DC_Bear]

Better than the other way round I guess.

Someone ordered a shit-burger and fries?

 

[adidasler]

WTF is that?

Surely that hasn’t been served to someone in a restaurant?

Worst meal ever!
We visit the restaurant on our way to Grand Hotel in Nuwara Eliya. After 10 days with local food we ordered a burger. It was expensive but we where hungry. It was a big big mistake. It was the worst burger ever the meat was deep fried and it was not possible to eat it. We got 10% on the bill - but we did not get any lunch. Never never go to that turist trap!

 

[stonewall Jackson]

Looks similar to the ones you get from the local roll shop in Abronhill. Burger too big for the roll.

However they taste great on a dry crispy Morton’s roll.

 

[The People]

As a former butcher I can state the only beef in that burger is a bit of flank and some face meat , along with some with mostly minced chicken carcass

 

[EckP]

 

[Nizzy72]

Is that the guy that Sting virtually kidnapped from the jungle and brought the poor guy back to London and ended up on the Wogan show.

The guy looked totally lost. There he was minding his own business and trying to get on with life until Sting turns up...

 

[Big Hepy]

As a former butcher I can state the only beef in that burger is a bit of flank and some face meat , along with some with mostly minced chicken carcass

mmm face meat

 

[Bear84]

The word "meat" is doing some heavy lifting in the OP.

 

[Anony Mouse]

Some of their kiosks do inhouse stuff, thats probably what that burger is. Other kiosks use local caterers. My parents were down not long ago as guests of a director.

Little Kitchen – Longbranch Stand
Hot Beef Bun - £5.00
Hot Pork Bun - £4.50
Yorkie Wrap - £6.50
Hot Meat & Chips - £6.00
Chicken Curry & Chips - £5.50
Kids Box Meal - £3.50

The ARMourY – Longbranch Stand
Homemade Steak Burgers - £4.95
Bratwursts - £4.95
Loaded Nachos - £3.95
Bolam’s Pie & Peas - £4.95

Big Bamboo - Acland Homes Stand & Brunel Stand (Behind Stand)
Crispy Chicken & Chips - £6.50
(Honey Chilli, Thai, Korean, Salt & Pepper, Sweet Hoisin)
Cheesy Chips, Garlic Chips or Curry Chips - £3.20

 

[Shengus Malengus]

Is that the guy that Sting virtually kidnapped from the jungle and brought the poor guy back to London and ended up on the Wogan show.

The guy looked totally lost. There he was minding his own business and trying to get on with life until Sting turns up...

Aye, but he’s got all the frisbees he could ever wish for now.

 

[Salsabear]

 

[Paulie Walnuts]

Reminds me of when l buy the new home kit and refuse to buy anything larger than a Large!

 

[adidasler]

mmm face meat

I've literally never heard that phrase before but will work it into some hilarious insults going forward.

 

[RAFBob]

My old gran used to buy a big box of they massive burgers frozen from the butcher that we'd eat all week.

Really tasty but probably why I developed Ulcerative Colitis years later. I regret nothing though

 

[RAFBob]

Better than the other way round I guess.

You e been to the Junior Ranks Mess in the Falklands then?

 

[WinkieWATP]

Some of their kiosks do inhouse stuff, thats probably what that burger is. Other kiosks use local caterers. My parents were down not long ago as guests of a director.

Little Kitchen – Longbranch Stand
Hot Beef Bun - £5.00
Hot Pork Bun - £4.50
Yorkie Wrap - £6.50
Hot Meat & Chips - £6.00
Chicken Curry & Chips - £5.50
Kids Box Meal - £3.50

The ARMourY – Longbranch Stand
Homemade Steak Burgers - £4.95
Bratwursts - £4.95
Loaded Nachos - £3.95
Bolam’s Pie & Peas - £4.95

Big Bamboo - Acland Homes Stand & Brunel Stand (Behind Stand)
Crispy Chicken & Chips - £6.50
(Honey Chilli, Thai, Korean, Salt & Pepper, Sweet Hoisin)
Cheesy Chips, Garlic Chips or Curry Chips - £3.20

A yorkie wrap?

I take it that’s a Yorkshire pudding? Quite like the sound of that.

 

[Anony Mouse]

A yorkie wrap?

I take it that’s a Yorkshire pudding? Quite like the sound of that.

Roast dinner wrapped in yorkshire pudding wrap.

 

[WinkieWATP]

Roast dinner wrapped in yorkshire pudding wrap.

I’m in. Although I’d probably need a bib.