Josh Magennis released by Wigan.

[Ayrforce1]

Him and McAusland can be in charge of the tunes before the latter works his way to Clyde via a spell at Morecambe.

 

[Orange County]

He's 34 in August and his middle name is Brendan

What is it with a lot of folk from NI that are prods with catholic christian first or middle names.

Michaels, Joseph s etc

 

[Orange County]

But unfair on Lafferty lumping him in with those two, the big man scored goals that won us titles.

Second time was a nightmare.

As for the first , he only played near the end of the season.

 

[Toproadloyal]

Might be the slight negative of his lack of footballing ability but when has that stopped us before?

Could still trap a ball better than Dessers.

 

[Orange County]

But unfair on Lafferty lumping him in with those two, the big man scored goals that won us titles.

Averaged 26 games a season with 8 goals .
Wonderful.

 

[TriggersBroom]

Surely now is the time to sign him?

In his prime and an Ulsterman so knows what it means to play for Rangers.

Can’t see any negatives here at all.

Your thread title answers your ridiculous question

 

[The Businessman]

No mate, was just a joke. I’m well aware of his shite he is, but one poster on here has wanted us to sign him for years.

Thats like cracking an incredibly inappropriate joke in massive company that only the one friend will understand.

Great laugh.

Ha.

 

[Shengus Malengus]

Surely now is the time to sign him?

In his prime and an Ulsterman so knows what it means to play for Rangers.

Can’t see any negatives here at all.

@Thornliebank_Bear will be creaming his trolleys at that suggestion.

 

[Mostin]

Second time was a nightmare.

As for the first , he only played near the end of the season.

Exactly my point, mate. When it mattered most, he produced the goods.

I do agree about his second spell tho.

 

[Mostin]

Averaged 26 games a season with 8 goals .
Wonderful.

You can't deny his contribution to Rangers far outweighs that of Healy and Jones combined though.

 

[ibroxbound]

Yes mate, well done for finally getting there.

Very clever, I'd never have thought of that ruse.

 

[Orange County]

You can't deny his contribution to Rangers far outweighs that of Healy and Jones combined though.

32 goals in 4 years.
Come on , Dessers has nearly done that this season.

Look at the dross we have at present compared to Laffertys first spell.
With the service Dessers gets.

 

[ArfieldSalute]

Class

Magennis, Mcmann, gogic, Devlin, Colak. Hopefully finish top 6 next season

 

[Orange Peel]

It was a joke lads but there is a fairly well known poster on here who will be demanding we sign him

Reversed quicker than an Italian Fiat tank in WW2.

 

[WinkieWATP]

@Thornliebank_Bear will be creaming his trolleys at that suggestion.

With the fascinating Phil Brown in the dugout.

European domination awaits

 

[Mostin]

32 goals in 4 years.
Come on , Dessers has nearly done that this season.

Look at the dross we have at present compared to Laffertys first spell.
With the service Dessers gets.

Not sure why we're including Dessers in the conversation now, all I am saying is that Kyle Lafferty contributed far more to Rangers FC than David Healy and Jordan Jones combined.

 

[Orange County]

Not sure why we're including Dessers in the conversation now, all I am saying is that Kyle Lafferty contributed far more to Rangers FC than David Healy and Jordan Jones combine

Your right, but it wouldnt be hard to contribute more than Jones and Healy, both failures .

I am saying Lafferty wasnt great and his apperances and goal ratio in a good Rangers team was poor.

 

[Mostin]

Your right, but it wouldnt be hard to contribute more than Jones and Healy, both failures .

I am saying Lafferty wasnt great and his apperances and goal ratio in a good Rangers team was poor.

Fair enough mate, will park it there.

 

[Blaew]

Not sure either could be remotely compared to magennes in terms of ability mate.

That was sort of my point, both were Wigan rejects.

Magennis is obviously a horrendous shout but just because someone has been released by a certain club doesn’t mean they may not be able to do a job.

 

[temperance]

Along with Scott McCann, two pieces of the jigsaw

Yep, FF is in full nut job mode this week

 

[Orange County]

Fair enough mate, will park it there.

Thank god.

 

[Orange County]

Fair enough mate, will park it there.

Ok Kyle.

 

[Ten Ton Tony]

Surely now is the time to sign him?

In his prime and an Ulsterman so knows what it means to play for Rangers.

Can’t see any negatives here at all.

I'm assuming this is a shite bam up

 

[The Consortium]

Any chance a function can be added to hide threads you're not interested in?

 

[Nickyboyblue]

It's going to be a long Summer

 

[Disraeli]

Can see it now. Scott McCann with a marauding run from left wing back, curling a perfect ball in to Josh Magennis who hammers it home.

It’s written in the stars.

 

[LoyalRanger_72]

Surely now is the time to sign him?

In his prime and an Ulsterman so knows what it means to play for Rangers.

Can’t see any negatives here at all.

The fact you’ve wasted a thread to simply take the piss is a bit sad

 

[Eddie Doc]

Has he not got a couple of cheerleaders on here?

 

[JohnD]

Hit double figures 4 times in his career. Absolutely pish.

Pish Magennis

 

[Lurgan Loyal]

Ha ha .

 

[Arkanoid]

Nurse

 

[Biniaro11]

Surely now is the time to sign him?

In his prime and an Ulsterman so knows what it means to play for Rangers.

Can’t see any negatives here at all.

I’d prefer you could list all positives to this deal. Please don’t say it’s just because he’s a fan.

 

[bkkbear]

Put the internet away for the day

nailed it.

trouble is, we have weeks of shite like this ahead

 

[freddie_crawford]

@Thornliebank_Bear will be creaming his trolleys at that suggestion.

That’s the man

 

[freddie_crawford]

The fact you’ve wasted a thread to simply take the piss is a bit sad

It’s not really a waste though is it? It’s not like there’s a finite number of threads and this is one of them gone.

 

[freddie_crawford]

Any chance a function can be added to hide threads you're not interested in?

Just don’t click on them then? Problem solved.

 

[orjan_persson]

 

[bulldozer]

Your right, but it wouldnt be hard to contribute more than Jones and Healy, both failures .

I am saying Lafferty wasnt great and his apperances and goal ratio in a good Rangers team was poor.

True he was pish most of a season but you can't say for the last couple of months of the season that his form didn't come at an excellent time and that qwite often helped us pick up big silver things somthing we have been lacking for a long time winning the title in 7 minutes was a great day

 

[Funkhouser]

Did you see this on Sky Sports News via your firestick?

 

[govanfront85]

Surely now is the time to sign him?

In his prime and an Ulsterman so knows what it means to play for Rangers.

Can’t see any negatives here at all.

Good grief

 

[SaulBearenson]

He's shite.

 

[Rjbear]

The OP confessed in post 12 that it was a wind up and people are still piling in!

 

[Thornliebank_Bear]

@Thornliebank_Bear will be creaming his trolleys at that suggestion.

He is a good player and you have always been a shite poster.

 

[Thornliebank_Bear]

Other than being shite, you’re right.

Hes not shite boab4 he is a good player, your posts always are right enough probably the worst on here.

 

[Boab4]

Hes not shite boab4 he is a good player, your posts always are right enough probably the worst on here.

He is dog shit.

 

[Thornliebank_Bear]

He is dog shit.

That is not true at all boab, your posts are probably the worst ive seen on here horrific, but the guy is a pretty good player.

I have a large collection of butt-plugs.

 

[Shengus Malengus]

He is a good player and you have always been a shite poster.

Thanks, mate.

Love you too.

I was joking.

 

[Albus]

Surely now is the time to sign him?

In his prime and an Ulsterman so knows what it means to play for Rangers.

Can’t see any negatives here at all.

@Thornliebank_Bear

 

[Albus]

Probably the worst transfer call I've ever seen on here.

 

[freddie_crawford]

@Thornliebank_Bear

He’s commented mate. Made my day.