Neil Lennon claiming his tyres slashed before old firm game again.

[Ball71]

Read the article in the sun and it was only one tyre. What a lot of garbage obviously it was big bad Rangers.

Pity it was his tyre !

 

[Chester Loyal]

Good.

 

[KingCarlos72]

Only one tyre, this alleged person should have tried harder but I smell lies, just like his child maintenance bill

Fat lady's front bottom

 

[Blue114]

At least we can rule out his dental hygienist…

 

[DEJABLUE62]

Some size of a spare on him

 

[Wilso54]

Maybe he hit the pavement while trying to park while being pissed.

 

[Rangersmandownunder]

I prefer the story where he is slapped about Ashton Lane and pishes himself, that's the one to tell the grandkids!

 

[GeeSpot]

I prefer the story where he is slapped about Ashton Lane and pishes himself, that's the one to tell the grandkids!

Which one is that? Surely that's happened more than once.

 

[Rangersmandownunder]

He was barred from Jinty McGintys some time later, Tennents was his favorite haunt.

Should note that he was pished and acting the c)(nt before the slap.

Neil Lennon left unconscious after being bottled and beaten by sectarian thugs

CELTIC coach Neil Lennon was treated in hospital yesterday after a vicious sectarian street attack.

www.dailyrecord.co.uk

 

[1BrianLaudrup]

Strong Jussie Smollett vibes to this.

 

[Shotta Glory]

Maybe he meant that big tyre round his waist!

 

[Michael Mols]

Stuff like that will happen when you’re a horrible antagonising prick.

 

[orjan_persson]

Maybe it was the CSA.

 

[Michael Mols]

wrong thread

 

[ForGodForCountryForever]

Strong Jussie Smollett vibes to this.

Wow, full marks for obscure but quality reference!

All joking aside, you wonder how such a story makes it to the hack rags. Assuming the perps themselves didnt take pics and share them, you have to assume Lennon has contacted his mates in some desperate attempt at getting attention.

Or at least diverting attention from some other grim coverage hes been getting recently....

All of which is odd because I thought he was being chased for some big European job - such is the demand for his talents?

 

[BobbyShearer55-65]

File alongside Todgers' in the Clyde Tunnel, and Van Honky-Tonk's 'razor blades in the post' Jack-a-nories.

https://imgur.com/0Pf17G4

 

[Blue seventy two]

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[Brian_Fantana]

“My tyre was slashed, and someone stole my wallet, left my front door open, and spewed all over the stairs”

 

[Sensiblesteve]

Maybe it was the ex girlfriend he once threatened with a knife getting her revenge

A vile individual who was Scottish football’s problem child for 2 decades

 

[pablo94]

Probably done it himself for sympathy. He's got previous with knives.

 

[captcaveman]

He is involved in a bitter court case against the mother of his illegitimate child or it could be random kids slashing tyres or he did it himself for attention.

 

[Mexi]

“My tyre was slashed, and someone stole my wallet, left my front door open, and spewed all over the stairs”

"And the bastard shat in my pants"

 

[Manfred]

The stuff that creep gets up to would put a line of people wanting to do his tyres before Rangers fans.

 

[CooperBlu11]

He should have just ditched the car and hitched a ride in Agathe's tank.

 

[Blue Goose]

It is probably his ex who he owes 40k to. Could also be his missus finding out he's been riding again.

 

[aghalee_hero]

Hopefully a true story

 

[macdonut]

Well I think you can rule out Rangers fans after the 10iar season. Legend.

 

[douzpwa]

Pot holes galore probably a nail and the toilet paper making insinuation the scum fecker!

 

[Pitsea Bear]

Maybe it was the CSA.

Car slashing agency?

 

[Vallance]

Can't get better than a kwik-fit fitter.

 

[JorgeCampos]

Neil Lennon attacked by geese

CELTIC manager Neil Lennon was recovering last night after a frenzied goose attack.

www.thedailymash.co.uk

 

[vintime]

He appears to say the timing of this isn't lost on him, and that it's getting tiresome.
Not that the scum don't put out shite against us in Old Firm week, nor are they tiresome in the slightest either.
Pot, kettle, black. Prick.

 

[Flying_Scotsman]

Occums Razor..

Either someone when out of their way locating his car and commited an act of vandalism and slashed his tyres.

Or

He reversed over the half bottle of grants
vodka that fell out of his back pocket on the way to his car.

My money is on the latter.

 

[longtimedead]

Neil Lennon attacked by geese

CELTIC manager Neil Lennon was recovering last night after a frenzied goose attack.

www.thedailymash.co.uk

It was the geese that did it !!

 

[JudgeDread]

It was the geese that did it !!

Some imagination.

 

[Damask_Rose]

He should have just ditched the car and hitched a ride in Agathe's tank.

He couldn’t. Agathe is still in Arthur Numan’s back pocket.

 

[HMS.Temple.Garden]

need to divert some of the snus money to pay for it.

shame that treacle teeth.

 

[muttley]

Maybe it was the ex girlfriend he once threatened with a knife getting her revenge

A vile individual who was Scottish football’s problem child for 2 decades

That a guy who threatened a woman with a knife is a pundit on Scottish telly sums up this backwater.

 

[Realger34]

He should just use the spare tyre he has round his stomach.

Anything else happened yet? Does Suttons daughter have his phone and she’s receiving abuse?

That should be happening 2 hours before kick off as well!!

 

[TynesideTrueBlue]

So really the w@nk has hit a pothole

 

[BiscuitTin]

Read the article in the sun and it was only one tyre.

 

[MuddyWaters]

Wow, full marks for obscure but quality reference!

All joking aside, you wonder how such a story makes it to the hack rags. Assuming the perps themselves didnt take pics and share them, you have to assume Lennon has contacted his mates in some desperate attempt at getting attention.

Or at least diverting attention from some other grim coverage hes been getting recently....

All of which is odd because I thought he was being chased for some big European job - such is the demand for his talents?

Exactly, if wasn't him it was freinds who went to the press for deflection, it's always them as the victim.

 

[bad boy boogie]

Read the article in the sun and it was only one tyre. What a lot of garbage obviously it was big bad Rangers.

Pity it was his tyre !

Was probably the bint he owes csa money to.

 

[Corporal Jones]

Neil Lennon attacked by geese

CELTIC manager Neil Lennon was recovering last night after a frenzied goose attack.

www.thedailymash.co.uk

Even the local wildlife hates him

 

[somervillain]

Wow, full marks for obscure but quality reference!

All joking aside, you wonder how such a story makes it to the hack rags. Assuming the perps themselves didnt take pics and share them, you have to assume Lennon has contacted his mates in some desperate attempt at getting attention.

Or at least diverting attention from some other grim coverage hes been getting recently....

All of which is odd because I thought he was being chased for some big European job - such is the demand for his talents?

It was international news

 

[Craigie]

Maybe it was the ex girlfriend he once threatened with a knife getting her revenge

A vile individual who was Scottish football’s problem child for 2 decades

That would be my thinking.

Slashing of tyres is usually something personal.

 

[Willie81]

The Lurgan Bigot telling lies……..again

 

[Doddy170]

Not condoning it in any way, but maybe if he wasn't such a horrible wee bigot, nobody would bother their arse about his tyre(s).

 

[DRAGO]

I will light a candle for him

 

[Mollysblackcoat]

If, and it's a big if, this is true, whoever done it I hope they post on here.
A very well done. Make it a brace next time.