What are some Scottish-only phrases or sayings you hear when talking about football

[Peter_OHanrahahanrahan]

Hard and low!

 

[#3Shaw]

Goalie wiz away sellin' pies...

 

[foot1efreek]

He Wis a bawhair affside

 

[nithbear]

Herramacaroonbahanaspearmintchewingum

 

[Captain Sensible]

Git tae fuk ya fukin basa.

 

[1BrianLaudrup]

Just refer to Tom Commentator on RTV, his most commonly used phrases.
. "Defending in a high line"
. "Working through the gears"
. "The lone figure"
and
. "The ball cannons back off Dessers"

"Around the corner"
"Drops anchor"
"Happy birthday to Billy at the Sydney RSC"
And Kevin Thomson with the "tracky backy"

 

[buc11]

Not sure if this is a Scottish thing, but saying something and finishing the sentence by loudly saying the word %^*&.

"Come on Rangers get another goal before half time %^*&."

 

[Bigeye]

The nets were held up by ''stanchions''
Drinking ''Lanny''
I was up the ''celtic end''
Pishing in a can
Pastor Jack Glass.
Merkland street subway.
A bladder.

 

[BFOne]

Usedto play 5s with a guy from Perth who always shouted “Party Bear”.
30 years on and none the wiser!

 

[JJRTID]

goat a heid like a ten bob bit

 

[Cuparbear]

Guy behind me when a player is stealing yards at a throw in (are you taking ur dug for a shite!!)

 

[biodoc]

"We only talk about football on the show"
"Were you at the game caller?"
"Clear it into Row Z"

 

[KingCarlos72]

Just fucking day sumfin

Has you ya lady's front bottom I’ll ram that stick up yur arse ya wee fanny

 

[BallaratBear]

Pat Nevin slides it into the corridor of uncertainty

 

[willowbankbear]

This is utter fuckin pish