Asda Bearsden

[Offshore blue]

Just sauntering out of the entrance and the alarm goes off. FFS I thought, only to turn round and the bold Lustig is behind me. I gave him a wry grin and carried on while he had to get his trolley checked out, to his embarrassment. Where’s you police hat now ya fud! Made my day.
Ps only recognised him due to that ridiculous moustache.

 

[LaudrupsHeader]

Cool story bro

 

[TheMilster]

Cool story bro.

Good enough for the Kant.

 

[Barryhopez]

story.

 

[Ubik]

you smiled at a celtic player and felt the need to post it, cool story bro

 

[Sam_Seaborn]

Came in expecting another “That’s ASDA price” thread. Instead found a shite story about the OP smiling at that clown. Disappointed.

 

[amabluestar]

Gypsy's tramps and thieves.

 

[Ubik]

how cool is the OP though, he saunters about with a wry grin

 

[ibroxbound]

Not a policeman's hat in sight.

 

[NovaBears2]

how cool is the OP though, he saunters about with a wry grin

while hiding the timmy cakes.

 

[omegaman]

A Beggar stealing?

Well I nevah!

 

[Graemelins]

Wry grin....whit ye like OP?!

 

[Superrangers]

Asda is Harrods to the tramps.

 

[Pennine Walk]

You bumped into a celtic player and he's still breathing....

 

[Parkmachine]

I met and chatted to Bruno Alves in there a couple of days before the 2-3 Old Firm game at Ibrox, I absolutely despise Lustig.....I hate him more than any other Celtic player. Loathe the guy!

 

[Xavi Hernandez]

16 posts and nae pics of the knobs wife yet?

 

[Jimmy the Gent]

Asda lol?

Feckin peasant

 

[Sly Stone]

Just sauntering out of the entrance and the alarm goes off. FFS I thought, only to turn round and the bold Lustig is behind me. I gave him a wry grin and carried on while he had to get his trolley checked out, to his embarrassment. Where’s you police hat now ya fud! Made my day.
Ps only recognised him due to that ridiculous moustache.

Did you remember to take bags?.....

 

[Marstonbear]

Disappointed. Expected the thread to be OP explaining he'd covered up the Celtic View with another magazine, FF not what it was

 

[JohnstoneBlue]

Yuck

 

[a_weir]

Shit story bro.

 

[scobie1873]

Offshore and ye shop in Asda?? Get a grip!

 

[Hank]

Did you remember to take bags?.....

And have his purse out before the cashier asks for the money?

 

[Ruben Sosa]

Shame his trolley wasn't full with bottles of whisky?

You could've called your story "scotch and wry".

 

[foyle loyal]

wouldnt know him if i seen him lol

 

[Clubdeckg]

Any sign of Pena buying a 6 pack?

 

[Ayrshire Bear]

Shame it wasnt their goalkeeper and you could have called your book Catcher and the wry (grin)

 

[Mreblue]

Didn't even move the Celtic birthday cakes in beside the potatoes

 

[weetam3106]

Damn I opened this thread expecting to see one of those scum birthday cakes with a potato on top :-(

 

[ScotiaPapac]

The OP:

 

[Battlefield Bear]

Not even an amusing 'Applepine' element to this genuine hoor of a story.

 

[Boldvale]

Just sauntering out of the entrance and the alarm goes off. FFS I thought, only to turn round and the bold Lustig is behind me. I gave him a wry grin and carried on while he had to get his trolley checked out, to his embarrassment. Where’s you police hat now ya fud! Made my day.
Ps only recognised him due to that ridiculous moustache.

Yes officer, when the alarm went off, I saw this gentleman throw 3 packages to someone waiting outside. This happened just before the security guard came rushing out.

 

[Ayrshire Bear]

Sauntering as well as wry

Cool as %^*&

 

[Rickymck]

Nothing better than a story like this to bring out the best in the FF keyboard warriors... oh sorry I meant W**kers

 

[CambuslangBear]

how cool is the OP though, he saunters about with a wry grin

Bearsden patter?

 

[Hank]

Sauntering as well as wry

Cool as %^*&

Thug life...etc.

 

[bilkobear]

Just sauntering out of the entrance and the alarm goes off. FFS I thought, only to turn round and the bold Lustig is behind me. I gave him a wry grin and carried on while he had to get his trolley checked out, to his embarrassment. Where’s you police hat now ya fud! Made my day.
Ps only recognised him due to that ridiculous moustache.

Bearsden has gone downhill with these cvunts living there.

 

[55degreesnorth]

Funnily enough bearsden asda seems to be a favourite for a lot of the unwashed players. Remember seeing kayal looking awkward as %^*& when a crowd of lads about 10 year old swarmed him (insert joke here).

 

[bluetonic]

while hiding the timmy cakes.

Lets hope he did, didn’t know there was an Asda in Bearsden

 

[TimzRFudz]

I tried reading the OP with Morgan Freeman's voice in my head.




It was still shit.

 

[Godrup99]

Super duper sean batty...

 

[Finlay Bear]

The ops wry grin, I threw back my head & laughed

 

[Syme]

Asda lol?

Feckin peasant

Ano Waitrose is just up the road..

 

[Offshore blue]

Offshore and ye shop in Asda?? Get a grip!

Waitrose had sold out of orange scented quinoa!

 

[DavieCooper on the wing]

I hate that reptile!!!

 

[TN8]

 

[Ricksen]

You think that’s good I once served Stephen Pearson in restaurant. I shat in the bastards dinner.

 

[Hateley's Mullet]

I saw Charlie Adam outside that Asda the day he was expected to leave us. I felt like telling him to make sure he didn't miss his taxi. I couldn't stand him (as a player) at the time.

 

[RS_Jam]

Did you hide the mentally challenged birthday cakes behind the Rangers cakes?

That's what's important when visiting Asda

 

[Mr. Blue]

A wry grin? You fuçking animal