Official RANGERS APPOINT PHILIPPE CLEMENT AS MEN'S TEAM MANAGER

[Phil'ieve]

In other news, mick Beale has unfollowed the club on instagram.

He’s like a jilted lover. Embarrassing.

Pretty sure I'm not still following any company I used to work for. Don't see what's embarrassing about it

 

[mathers1]

Why would anyone follow the employer that’s just bagged you to see your replacement getting exposure.

He also claimed he was a ‘fan’ in between his 2 spells, which we knew was BS anyway at least this confirms it.

 

[Hateley's Mullet]

Best of luck to him. I believe this season is gone in terms of the league, but hopefully he can at least give us a shape for the rest of the games, maybe do well in Europe and win a few big ties. Especially against THOSE c8nts!

 

[Clicker]

Are there any plastic pitches or part-stadiums in Belgium?

 

[DerekSSR]

Canny believe that daft cunts watching us against Motherwell on a flight, he’ll be asking for an emergency stop

Just wait till he reaches the Aberdeen game mate

 

[Arminius]

The FF detectives will be trying to work out who he is talking to!

Those ears look familiar

 

[Robocop1960]

We need to give him time to get his own players and playing style in and try and get a tune out of some of our squad.

 

[logannofingers]

I wanted the Aussie Baldy. But both Baldies I felt were good fits.

Onwards from here under big Phil. Excited to see how he shapes us up

 

[Andrew webb]

Good luck

 

[Run DMB]

Why would anyone follow the employer that’s just bagged you to see your replacement getting exposure.

Once a Ranger, always a Ranger?

It's petty and shows the character of the man.

 

[Union]

He’ll need all the luck in the world to get anything out of they shyster’s.

 

[bLuE PirAtE]

Calvinist Klein

I laughed out loud.

 

[lovenkrands72]

Welcome to Rangers you big baldy sexy bastard

 

[ForeverBlue72]

Just shaved my head to mark the occasion.

Shaved ma baws instead of ma head to mark the occasion.

 

[bLuE PirAtE]

Will the Union Bears make a Tifo to welcome Phillipe. Or does he have to earn that first?

 

[Orangeandblue]

Has his song been announced yet

Yes OoaahHuistra nailed it...

He's blue, he's bald
He hates Bertie Auld
Philippe Clement

Only joking

 

[bLuE PirAtE]

Th

Shaved ma baws instead of ma head to mark the occasion.

This shaving of the baws seems to be catching on. I will shave mine but I won't be providing evidence. (*Note to self, get new Gillette razors).

 

[Jlakeman]

Welcome Philippe,

Please please fix our defence, you can walk through it without sight aided by a guide dog while using a zimmer frame and only one legs not even your good leg and score no bother.

Good luck Sir.

 

[giogaddi]

Our new bald, dear, glorious leader has just put a story on Instagram. He's on a plane to Glasgow watching Rangers videos

 

[Alfred Blair]

Welcome to Rangers you big baldy sexy bastard

Welcome big Phil let's hope you can revitalise our team

 

[bluetonic]

The FF detectives will be trying to work out who he is talking to!

Also what game is he watching, the last sheep game?

 

[Bluepixie]

Welcome to the world's most successful football club, Mr Clement.

Your job is to maintain that title and to put the vermin back in their box

 

[Simply a Bear]

Also what game is he watching, the last sheep game?

I think it's Motherwell.

 

[BlancaBear]

He towers over his players, makes them look like their the U16s side.

 

[BeachBear]

Just shaved my head to mark the occasion.

I do that every Sunday. Doesn't take long

 

[The Sasa Shuffle]

Welcome to Rangers Phil.

 

[foxinthebox]

My preference was Muscat just because he was familiar with the club , but Phillippe will have my 100 % backing ,good luck he has a lot of shit to fix so the board will need nerve and patience as will the fans , we as a club have forgotten how to do the basics ,some competence and signs of a plan will be a good start .

Maybe we needed a clean break from people who are familier with the club and just need a new set of eyes on things.

Looking forward to see where we go from here

 

[ronadamus_prime]

Th

This shaving of the baws seems to be catching on. I will shave mine but I won't be providing evidence. (*Note to self, get new Gillette razors).

You really don't want to be catching on to anything while shaving yer baws. I know this all too well.

 

[Big Hepy]

I really need to be whelmed but I'm spending more time in the Israel thread than this one. I'm not saying it's a bad appointment it just . I cant be arsed finishing that sentence

 

[FriscoBlue]

Why do we constantly hand out 3-4 year contracts?

Based on our last two managers being sacked why would he not demand a 3-to-4-year contract? you think he would have signed on a 1 year? I don't!

 

[WillowBear]

Good luck and go on to prove yourself a legend here.

 

[FriscoBlue]

Most managers would turn down less these days with how common sackings are.

agreed

 

[Glasgow Rangers (Sco)]

Scott Coyne ‘Belgian football expert’ lol

 

[HotToddy]

Best of luck to him. I believe this season is gone in terms of the league, but hopefully he can at least give us a shape for the rest of the games, maybe do well in Europe and win a few big ties. Especially against THOSE c8nts!

The league's not gone ffs! Fuckin does my tits in people with that attitude! They're nothing great so will drop points..we've also got them 3 times in league still to play! Get them under a bit of pressure and let's see.

 

[bluecold]

fresh ideas, knocked back a lot more money in Saudi for the challenge.
welcome to Rangers PC.

 

[Jono]

I am not too clued up about this appointment,i know nothing about the new manager, can anyone explain what is so good about this guy, what has he done to date that got him the gig??

 

[artificialintoleranz]

Looks like a good appointment.

A proper manager, someone with a bit of experience, somerhing of note on his CV.

Lets hope he and the club can develop something successful together.

I hope we can unite as a fan base. Get behind him, the players and the club.

 

[VGM]

Scott Coyne ‘Belgian football expert’ lol

He’s lived out there for years and runs a consultancy firm.

 

[Arranger]

We should all shave our barnets off to give him a ‘ warm ‘ welcome. 1st home game 50,000 baldy nappers inside Ibrox

 

[Napoleon Wilson]

Will the Union Bears make a Tifo to welcome Phillipe. Or does he have to earn that first?

I think we have all learned a lesson that respect needs to be earned.

Wasn’t that long ago, before Dessers had even signed that there was people making songs up for him and discussing which Abba number worked best.

Turns out a UB40 song would have been more apt

 

[Jono]

Let Me Google That

For all those people that find it more convenient to bother you with their question than to google it for themselves.

letmegooglethat.com

Brilliant, I truly am a dinosaur with all this stuff.

 

[insanicdrunk]

Once a Ranger, always a Ranger?

It's petty and shows the character of the man.

Nonsense, do you need to follow on instagram to be a fan now? Would you follow your employer once they bagged you?

 

[cooprfc]

I know. effectively 18 points in those old firm matches to be had. League isn't gone.

Maths doesn't seem to be your strong point.

 

[DavieM]

Welcome big Phil. Now let's see if he can get any sort of tune out of these players. Seeing some sort of style will be a start after Beale.

 

[chateaubleu]

I do that every Sunday. Doesn't take long

Rangers offically announced it as I was shaving my head this morning.

 

[Crackerjack 12]

Th

This shaving of the baws seems to be catching on. I will shave mine but I won't be providing evidence. (*Note to self, get new Gillette razors).

Good idea pal. FFS. Don't use disposable Bic razors.

 

[TomS1956]

Good luck big Phil

 

[blue genes]

He’s lived out there for years and runs a consultancy firm.

Dunno if he's an expert or not but he spoke well on SSN there...

 

[Theblueyin]

What style of football we expecting ?

 

[Grimsdale]

Best of luck....now to win every game and domestic trophies.