Official Welcome to Rangers - Sam Lammers

[FriendsDontLie]

Looks like a Rangers player! :shh:

I was the first to call it on the whole internet

This is the next Brian Laudrup

 

[ScootDL]

I have a feeling he will be high on the assist charts.

 

[Rjbear]

His stats really are shocking. Think you have to go back 3 years to April 2020 since he scored in a winning side. Surely we need people who can score goals.

Welcome anyway, take a seat next to Rabbi.

Ram your negative vibes man.

 

[Paulie Walnuts]

Big SamLam's here for 56!

 

[ChildOfGoth]

Should just take Ange’s old pad we are taking over

 

[perthtruebluetwo]

I was the first to call it on the whole internet

This is the next Brian Laudrup

If only mate, welcome to the club Sam.

 

[Nopapacnoparty]

Welcome Sam, good feeling about this one, positive vibes only !

 

[RossS1872]

Another member to wear the prestigious No.14 following the footsteps of Ronald De Boer, Ryan Kent, Libor Sionko...Steven Naismith... maybe I should stop

 

[Follow_92]

Welcome Sam Lammers!

 

[Martin1983]

He’s blue, he’s white
His stats are f-ing shyte
Sam Lammers, Sam Lammers

Just joking—- I trust Beale to have pinpointed him for a specific role that will suit his attributes

If you believe everything on wiki you ain't wrong about stats !

 

[TPP]

Kid will smash it. Welcome to the bears.

 

[sdger]

Welcome to Rangers Sam (Larry) Lammers

 

[Biffosbro]

I have faith that MB knows a player.

Welcome Sam!

 

[_BlueNose_]

Welcome to Rangers Sam

 

[Rangerista]

Welcome to Rangers Sam, no pressure just goals and plenty of them required.

 

[Tagsbear]

His stats really are shocking. Think you have to go back 3 years to April 2020 since he scored in a winning side. Surely we need people who can score goals.

Welcome anyway, take a seat next to Rabbi.

Wank.

 

[Morpeth Bear]

Would be great if he was our new Slim Jim he certainly has the build for it and all left foot too.

 

[PeterMSVO86]

Welcome to rangers sam

 

[Only God Forgives]

We've had many Great Dutch players at this Club long may it continue,Welcome Sam.
He s got hair like Laudrup Aswell

 

[Valley Bluenose]

Would be great if he was our new Slim Jim he certainly has the build for it and all left foot too.

He's far from 'all left foot' mate if you watch a few more videos. Can beat a man, and score, on either side. Has a great swivel on him to get away from the defender as well. Almost Mols-like.

 

[ThreestripeS]

His stats really are shocking. Think you have to go back 3 years to April 2020 since he scored in a winning side. Surely we need people who can score goals.

Welcome anyway, take a seat next to Rabbi.

Bla bla

 

[MilanBear]

Well at least we don't sign ugly fookers like the other lot.
Welcome aboard big man. Let's hope he starts smashing in goals left right and centre.

 

[cradletograve]

The last time I saw a pair of legs like that , they were hanging oot a nest .

or, the last time I saw legs like that, there was a message tied to one of them.

 

[DavieGF2]

Knew absolutely nothing about him before and now only saw a few short clips and heard he has shit stats… but for some reason am excited about this signing.

 

[Unicorn]

Call me mental but I'm going to wait and see how he does before judging.

 

[Theresa May]

His stats really are shocking. Think you have to go back 3 years to April 2020 since he scored in a winning side. Surely we need people who can score goals.

Welcome anyway, take a seat next to Rabbi.

Bet you never said the same when your team signed Scott Sinclair in 2017. He'd scored 4 goals or something in the four season prior. He did OK up here.

 

[AstroScotland]

His stats really are shocking. Think you have to go back 3 years to April 2020 since he scored in a winning side. Surely we need people who can score goals.

Welcome anyway, take a seat next to Rabbi.

Fvck off

 

[StuMac1972]

Welcome to the Rangers.

 

[Bangersbc]

Absolutely delighted with this one. As i may have made clear in the Transfer threat and the "excited" thread, I can't help but have a good feeling abou this one.

Can't wait to see him in action!

 

[Craigie]

Call me mental but I'm going to wait and see how he does before judging.

Yeah, like that's ever going to catch on.

 

[AstroScotland]

Call me mental but I'm going to wait and see how he does before judging.

I bet you hope he plays jolly well.
I think he will surprise the naysayers

 

[AstroScotland]

I was the first to call it on the whole internet

This is the next Brian Laudrup

Would settle for Laudrup lite

 

[BigMac]

Welcome to the Rangers, Sam.

 

[DavieM]

Hopefully Sam will be the man.

Welcome big chap.

 

[JohnD]

Welcome to the greatest club in the world you lucky boy.

 

[Cammy Fraser's Tache]

Welcome Sam. Smash it/them/everything next season son. Help bring 56 home.

 

[Westcoaster]

Didn't realise he'd played for Holland U21s. Clearly MB is targeting players with great ability who he thinks will fit into our system. He'll come here with a point to prove. Confident he'll do well for us.

 

[Fergie_6]

Welcome big Sam, bring out an all Oranje kit to celebrate now.

 

[BeachBear]

Welcome aboard

 

[SBC72]

I was the first to call it on the whole internet

This is the next Brian Laudrup

Hey Sam wish you the best of luck.

 

[BenVorlich]

Really looking forward to seeing Sam playing for the Rangers. A good technical player from what I've seen of him.

 

[Bulletproof]

I never look at stats or YouTube clips the method I use to determine whether I think a player will be successful or not is too Google images of them and stare at them for 30 secs, yes it's f##king weird but it has served me well in the past. Lammers is going to be good for us.

 

[cw3038]

All we ask………repay the faith Sam.

 

[No Money No Problems]

I think he'll do very well for us, we're going to be a completely different team this upcoming season, good!

 

[Wamphray_Loyal]

Big Sam's in the house .

 

[AzorIbrox]

Beale's Curve Ball.

Hopefully surprises us. The manager wants him and that's all that matters.

 

[BBBear]

reviewing the thread this is an interesting one , folk understandably doubting this signing due to his lack of numbers

Compare that to a number of threads across the course of last season and folk wanted rid of Sakala and colak who provide consistent numbers ...

 

[yarrumdavid01]

A warm welcome to Big Sammy L.

 

[Grimsdale]

Call me mental but I'm going to wait and see how he does before judging.

You're mental.

 

[Polar bear]

Hes pointing out the doubters!!!

He ain’t pointing at me then.